The truth is, I'm a liar. Habitual. The events written about here, both true and false, are completely fictitious. All "lies and damn lies". Lies about lies. In short, they never happened, never will happen, and in fact, are not even happening right now. But, IF they did happen, these writings would be an accurate account of how they did. On the other hand, when a liar tells you he's lying, is he telling the truth?